Who should play Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer in the movie of their lives?https://t.co/jBlv7RVlRQ pic.twitter.com/cD5bXA1QpJ

— Lord Ashcroft (@LordAshcroft) March 14, 2024

Occasionally you’ll get a poll finding that says either a lot about the client/pollster that commissioned it or says a lot about the Great British public, this questions hits both those sweet spots.

There’s four main issues that have bugged me/got me thinking

1. In what universe would some voters want Tom Cruise to play Rishi Sunak, then it dawned on me, it’s the height, I felt so stupid that it took me so long to make the connection, an offer from the the University of Oxford is surely in the post.
2. Roland Rat to play Rishi Sunak? What’s that all about?
3. Kermit the Frog to play Sir Keir Starmer? What’s that all about?
4. What does it say that Mr Bean actor Rowan Atkinson features on both lists?

TSE