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The Clash: London calling for Corbyn?

The Clash: London calling for Corbyn?

The clash, electorally, between Corbyn and Labour would be fascinating Jeremy Corbyn as mayor of London? Well I’ve read less fanciable stories in recent times however I don’t think Mayor Corbyn is likely. I do expect Sadiq Khan and other ambitious Labour politicians to ensure they are at Westminster in May 2024 in anticipation of Labour taking power sometime in 2024 so there could be an unexpected Labour candidate. With Priti Patel shamefully using the 2011 AV referendum result as…

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The second coming of Boris Johnson?

The second coming of Boris Johnson?

The prospect of Boris Johnson returning for a second stint as Prime Minister fills me with a sense of foreboding that is only matched by when my girlfriend asks to borrow my mobile phone or laptop but we have to brace ourselves for those scenarios happening. The Sunday Times isn’t alone in reporting that Multiple sources claim [Boris Johnson] believes he will one day return as prime minister, like his hero Sir Winston Churchill, who had two stints in No…

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A Tory coronation?

A Tory coronation?

Smarkets have this market on whether the Tories will do a 2016 and choose their new leader without the swivel eyed loonies Tory party members having the final say. I cannot see it happening, absent a scandal after the final ballot of Tory MPs featuring the top two. Tory members would be revolting at being excluded once more, and in 2007 and 2016 shows the unhappy precedents of party leaders being crowned without members having the final say on who…

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Why stoking the culture wars ensures a Tory shellacking

Why stoking the culture wars ensures a Tory shellacking

Like a eunuch attempting to star in a hard core porno I expect if the Tories bang on about wokeism and ignore the cost of living crisis they are both in for a world of frustration, embarrassment, and mockery, with the electorate set to play the role of Christian Grey to the Tory Party’s Anastasia Steele. The reality is the Tory party has the levers of powers to try and mitigate the cost of living crisis, and the crisis is…

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Starmer is eminently beatable

Starmer is eminently beatable

It may seem churlish to speak about Sir Keir Starmer’s (un)electability given we’ve seen four polls this week with Labour at least 11% ahead but there’s always been a nagging feeling that Starmer’s position was distorted by Boris Johnson’s multiple inadequacies. That first tweet is quite damning for Starmer, his popularity is based on Boris Johnson’s palpable inadequacies, so leading Boris Johnson in leadership ratings is a bit like winning an award for being the tallest dwarf. So if the…

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Boris Johnson learned nothing from Pinchergate

Boris Johnson learned nothing from Pinchergate

If I were to succeed Boris Johnson as Prime Minister the first thing I would do is scrub Downing Street with the strongest industrial bleach in the world to get rid of the stain and stench of Boris Johnson, to make sure his assault and corrosive behaviour on the ethics and probity of government had been removed. The ignobility and infamy of appointing Chris Pincher as Deputy Chief Whip despite knowing about allegations about his behaviour might be topped by…

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